Once upon a time I was at Large.
Didn’t stay long -
them police boys they caught up with me,
took me into Custody,
said they’d bring me to Justice.
First they introduced me to my smart-man friend with the suit and tie.
Said he was a loyer
Though I didn’t see nothing much loyal about him.
He said let him do the talking, because my future was in Jeopardy.
I told him I didn’t want to live there, it’s too far from me kids.
He said to be serious because my kids life was at Stake.
Buggered if I know why he kept wanting to split me family up.
They put me in a cell with a few other blokes -
Then we all went to court
The other loyer was pointing his finger
saying how me and those blokes were in Cahoots.
Not only that, but I was in Charge
And I was in Telligent.
How could I have been in all those places, when really I was in Nocent?
Never even been to Telligent.
The judge fell for it though.
He took me to Task,
said I should be in Carcerated
so he sent me to prison at Once.
That’s maximum security.
Now I dream of the blue sky and the green grass and me two kids.
I’m in Despair.